Must feel good to be crapped on by a pigeon instead of Harry on Nancy for a change...

While a reporter posed his question for the president during Thursday's Rose Garden press conference, a pigeon decided it was time for him to have his fifteen minutes and relieved himself on the sleeve of Bush's jacket. Viewers who were tuned into the live broadcast missed out on Bush nonchalantly wiping his arm clean while the reporters seemed intently focused on the reporter who continued to politely ask his question. Shepard Smith informed me last night on Fox that it is apparently good luck to have a bird defecate on you (and it is doubly good luck when it happens to you on national television). Early indications are this may in fact be the case, or at least I am crossing my fingers.

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